Top 10 Things Sarang Will Do with Mathematica
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10. Brag to friends, "I have Mathematica", and ignore the stinging
rebuttal, "is it curable?". 

9. Calculate "70!", hold up my pocket calculator to the screen and say,
"There! That's how it's done!" 

8. Use increasingly sophisticated graphing techniques to render accurate
models of the human body and refer to the functions as "porno-nomials".

7. Revolutionize the field of artificial intelligence by creating a
mathematically accurate model of "artificial dumbness", which will be used
to simulate the behavior patterns of blonde women. This will be the true
birth of virtual reality.

6. Create a completely accurate model of the universe which runs in real
time. Only, in my universe, weasels will be purple. 

5. Using a combination of networking and Mathematica's optimization
algorithims, run the internet more efficiently for a period of 6 months. 
Then, threaten to return it to the way it was, unless I get what I want
["ISDN, hell.. I wanna a T1, and I want it now! And more pizza... light on
the mushrooms this time... and where's my Ton-o'-Pepsi?"]

3. Using Mathematica's wide range of graph-fitting functions, create and
maintain a real-time predictive graph of stock market activity. Announce
market closings day after day, and become rich and famous. Then, one day,
intentionally announce incorrect results, collapsing world financial
system. Ha ha!

2. Using Mathematica's arbitrary precision ability, calculate, with
extreme accuracy, the position of the Sun, Moon, and planets. Watch Sun,
Moon and planets carefully, and if they step out of line, yell, "hey you! 
get back where you're supposed to be!". 

and the number one thing Sarang will do with Mathematica...

1. Combining my innate intelligence with Mathematica, take over the
universe. Realize this is dull, give the universe back, and go back to
piddling with Plot3D[].