Welcome to SarangWorld!

	New Stuff	What's changed recently
	Business	Make money (or just save money) with SarangWorld
	Personal/Intimate	Read all about me, see my pictures, meet other Sarangs, learn about my dog, and even apply to be my girlfriend!
	Experimental/Fun	Stuff here may not always work; includes cool uses/abuses of HTML/CGI
	Humor	Some people are born funny. Not me! But I write humor anyway... this section takes you to my illustrated stories.
	Programming	Computer programs I have written (Perl, TCL/TK, Java, PHP)
	Technical Ideas	My meandering technical thoughts about the web, including the interface between credit cards and the web
	Career	My resume'... but if you're really thinking about interviewing me, look at my programs instead-- they're a much better guide as to what I can and can't do.
	Activism	Think globally, act locally.. or just click here.
	History	The history of SarangWorld... highly abbreviated.
	Miscellaneous	Astronomy, awards, nitpickers' guides, computer programs other people have written, and naked women-- you know, all that stuff that just didn't belong anywhere else.

DISCLAIMER: I believe external censorship is wrong, so some material on my pages may be offensive to some people. Material on my pages is not neccesarily suitable for children. Offensive and unsuitable material is not necessarily marked as such.

People have always told me that I live in "my own little world". Well, here it is! Now, you can live here too... or at least visit. This page used to be constantly updated, but now that I have a job, I won't be able to waste as much time on it (I have to waste time working).

NEW STUFF

29 Jun 2005: Read my blog
11/16/2001: Adventure game maps for Scott Adams adventures.
04/14/2001: Spiffy traceroute thing now includes experimental world map.
03/25/2001: Annotated Astrophotography
01/27/2001: Word morphing
10/08/2000: What T-Shirt Did Sarang Wear Today?
08/20/2000: Spiffy traceroute thing now uses multiple traceroute servers, and has lots of technical information and details.
07/29/2000: SarangWorld Site Awards
03/11/2000: Sarang's spiffy weather thing
various: old-ish experimental stuff

BUSINESS

01/16/1999: Domains for sale, barebutt.com and oicuraqt.com. Please send me an email if interested.

PERSONAL/INTIMATE

10/8/2000: What T-Shirt Did Sarang Wear Today?
7/20/1996: Girlfriend application is finally complete!
1/16/1996: He's cuter, he's younger, and he's smarter... I'm jealous of the new and improved Sarang.
12/29/1995: Sarang's Picture Gallery
Gimme gimme gimme! Stuff Sarang Wants
It's Sarang's Bio Page... just the stats, ma'am.
You really don't want to know about my personality.
Even my mother was disgusted by this blatantly self-promotional Page of Awards/Mini-Bio
Pronunciation and information about my name.
I was the FIRST anonymous caller on Brian's phone. This is my earliest appearance on the WWW, predating my home page. You can also read the letter I sent to Brian, confessing.
See my spiffy backgrounds
Find out about my (now deceased) dog: Perky's Home Page
Read the Sarang FAQ
See my nominee for World's Most Annoying JPEG (this has been up since 1995, and no one else seems to understand why I consider this JPEG annoying. OK, here's the explanation: when I look at it, I can't get my eyes to focus-- the slightly varying shades of gray confuse my eyes into focusing in too far and then focusing back out again.... but no one else sees it that way-- I'm beginning to think I have some sort of horrible eye disease!)
Here's a picture of me home alone.

EXPERIMENTAL/FUN

11/16/2001: It's adventure game maps for Scott Adams adventures.
01/17/1998: Check out this truly horrible abuse of frames.
5/3/1997: Let me guess your email. (hit the 'back' button on your browser after visiting this page)
Attempt to do client pull
Our system doesn't have server push... bummer!
For Netscape 1.1 users only(?), this is something funky.

HUMOR

Visit the Stories Page, with all stories.
12/30/1997: New story: How to Bathe a Small Dog
11/23/1997: My stories now have illustrations: (click on the link in the story to see the illustration)
12/22/1996: Read my special Christmas story
11/13/1996: Since I don't make mistakes, you can ignore Nitpicker's Guide to Sarang's Pages

PROGRAMMING

01/27/2001: Sarangworld Word Morphing: Morph words into each other (PHP, Perl)
03/11/2000: Sarang's spiffy weather thing: Climatalogical data for the western United States on a day-to-day basis. (PHP, Postgres)
03/11/2000: Sarang's spiffy traceroute thing: Traceroute server which guesses locations of various routers (PHP, Postgres)
01/16/1999: Java JARS.... real Java programs under 30,000 bytes each.
10/12/1997: My first Java applet! A zooming star map
8/3/1996: Check out this neat zooming star map or this slightly less neat zooming cube. Both of these require the TCL/TK plugin. The zooming star map is also in Java, above.
3/16/1996: Some people collect coins, some play sports.. I write really bad Perl scripts
12/28/1995: Use my search engine to find out why there's nothing worth searching for on my pages!

TECHNICAL IDEAS

5/10/1997: Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. Here's my 1% for Securely Accepting Credit Cards Real-Time
5/10/1997: The border between genius and insanity is very narrow; read my insane ravings on credit card security

CAREER

9/21/1997: Repeat to yourself: I don't want to hire Sarang... I don't want to read his resume'. (at this time, I am not job-seeking; my resume' appears here for reference only)

ACTIVISM

9/16/1997: How to stop a spammer? Simple. Just call them and ask politely

HISTORY

3/25/2001: Astronomy pictures now include annotations.
01/16/1999: C is for cookie, that's good enough for me... in particular, my pages no longer set cookies when you load them.
01/16/1999: Removed the link that did nothing... it wasn't doing anything!
2/5/1997: Launched SarangWorld with its own domain name (www.sarangworld.com)
6/27/1996: Commercialism hits SarangWorld! But it didn't hit very hard because the site http://www.c2.org/~sarang is now permenantly down. Oh well, maybe some other time...
5/11/1996: Stories now have their own page!
12/29/1995: Awards page now has pictures.
11/6/1995: Added my picture to the main page, frightening children and curbing appetities across the nation

MISCELLANEOUS

07/29/2000: SarangWorld Site Awards
03/15/1998: It's gratuitous nudity!
12/29/1995: Amateur astronomers will be underwhelmed by these low quality astronomy pictures. As of 3/25/2001, these are annotated.
12/23/1995: Unofficial Nitpickers' Home Page
Here are some useful programs I've found (not written).

Last modified stardate: 20070624.130551

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